Quiz for homeschoolers

The stereotypical homeschooler. X the boxes that apply to you.

[x] Have owned a denim jumper
[x] You were at least 13 when you got your first "trendy" haircut ( I was 20... and 'trendy' consisted of layers. :P)
[x] Everything in your closet at some time was referred to as modest
[] You have tucked things in that shouldn't be tucked in
[] You have been a member of at least 3 co-ops
[x] You were a true sweet 16 and never been kissed
[x] Your mom drives a van of some sort
[] You have at least one childhood picture where you, your mom, and all your siblings matched (noooooo! Thank goodness!)
[] You are/were/will be a PSEO Student
[x] At some point in your life you were more comfortable with adults than kids your own age
[x] Have studied ways to defend your beliefs, debate, and/or create laws
[] Used uber conservative A Beka curriculum
Total: 6

[x] You use big words that most adults could not use in conversation
[x] You can use the words sublime, epiphany, and cognicent correctly (haha it's actually spelled cognizant. how's THAT for homeschooled)
[] You have a favorite word.
[] You have an understanding of Latin root words and how to use them
[x] People from the outside world are referred to as "public schoolers"
[x]You or one of your siblings knits.
[x] You laugh at the decline in literacy in America (or cry)
[x] You score constantly higher than "public schoolers" on standardized tests.
[x] You have no concept of cafeteria food
[x] Family vacations are/ can be referred to as "Field Trips"
[x] Traveling on said vacations have included stopping at historical site markers along the way
[] You have never been in a public elementary school, middle school, or high school during regular school hours (Only to drop off quarterly reports.)
[] You have gone to or been involved in a homeschool convention
Total: 9
Total so far: 15

[x] You read books on a regular basis
[] You have taken part in a political protest
[] You were a Pride and Prejudice fan before the movie
[] You were a Lord of the Rings fan prior to the movie
[] You were a Chronicles of Narnia fan before the movie
[] You speak a language other than English
[x] You dream of dating characters from books instead of celebrities
Total: 2
Total so far: 17

It has been ASSUMED that you:
[]Have won many spelling bees
[x] Have no social life
[x] Have no friends of the opposite gender
[] Are outstandingly smart (where's the outstandingly stupid question?)
[x]Are extremely inept
[x] Only listen to classical music
[x] Play piano or the violin
[x] Do not own a pair of trendy jeans
[x] Have no knowledge of drugs or alcohol
[x] Don't date, only court
[x] Have never been to a "party"
[x] Know no other beliefs other than what your family believes
Total: 10
Total so far: 27


You have been asked more than 10 times:
[x] If you wear pajamas to school
[x] If you get perfect grades because your mom grades you
[x] If your mom teaches you or if somebody else does
[x] How do you meet people
[x] Why you aren't in school
[x] If you get days off whenever you want
[] If you're going to be homeschooled through college
[x] If you have a big family
[x] What your parents are protecting you from
[] To quote something famous
[x] For the answer, because supposedly homeschoolers always have all the answers
Total: 9


Final Total: 36


1-10 You're not really a homeschooler...you just do school at home
11-21 You're a homeschooler, but not what the world expects
22-32 You're a homeschooler
33-? You probably wouldn't have facebook to begin with...but congrats you're the stereotypical homeschooler